Boy, I haven't seen anybody naked, particularly my friends, lately. Odd, because the swelling has gone down.

Maybe I'll be lucky this weekend and a streaker will streak by Gigi'!!!

I am consistently perplexed. Cooter is always telling me she's straight, but now she says she owns a homo.

What do do you do with a homo if not something disrespectful, and naked?

I am shocked and dismayed to learn that there is a website called dirtyhippo.com. I mean, really. I feel like they have seen me naked.

Boy, I love George's almost every weekend.